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Extra-Genitalia Investigations Unit


They are here and we are tracking them. Send us pictures of your genitalia (shaped phenomenon) and we'll come out to investigate right away. 

Alien Phenomenon

What we would consider obscene formations herald the presence of extraterrestrials among us. If you have seen this symbol reach out to us immediately. We are tracking multiple sightings but can only connect the dots with your help.


Don't Be Fooled

Though we see this shape as obscene, even hilarious, it turns out it is also an alien icon.


Whether the evolution of our anatomy was a result of their benign influence or just a clever way of making sure the population laughs off their existence, we do not yet know. Only one thing is certain. Their activities are persistent but reliant on your quick dismissal.

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