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The Phallic Files


They are here and we are tracking them. Send us pictures of your genitalia (shaped phenomenon) and we'll come out to investigate right away. 

Comedic Dismissal

Hate to break it you, but an evil alien cabal is hiding in plain sight, relying on 'comedic dismissal' so we'll 'laugh off' all the various signs of their infiltration.


One thing we know for sure is that this is no laughing matter..


We have learned that in their language the phallic symbol is similar to our "X", as in "X" marks the spot. 


Don't Be Fooled

Don't be fooled. Follow Newsload Investigator Bryan Bakker as he learns more about these strange beings, what they're doing and what they intend for our planet. 

Conspiracy Crush

Are conspiracies taking over your life or the life of someone you love? Here is a blog we've created as a resource to help. We don't fact folks over the head. That doesn't work to change minds, especially for folks who are so invested. We use logic and common sense to get them to think and at least doubt. That seed can be all it takes to begin the long journey back.

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