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Phallic Lights Appear in Downtown London During Santa Claus Parade

Mysterious Phallic Light on Downtown London Building Fuels Alien Conspiracy Theories After Santa Claus Parade


a phallic or penis shaped light cast onto a downtown office tower. Under investigation and covered in the Phallic Files

London, Ontario — During and after the festive excitement of the Santa Claus Parade, downtown London was jolted into intrigue late last night when a bright, phallic-shaped light was mysteriously projected onto the side of the historic Eldon House building. The strange occurrences began between 6 PM and 10 PM, during after the parade had concluded, leaving a mix of holiday cheer and puzzled residents on the streets.


As parade attendees exited the area, many were drawn to the surprising display, which cut through the post-parade calm. Witnesses quickly began sharing images and videos on social media, wondering aloud about the source of the strange light. "We were just wrapping up our holiday festivities when someone pointed it out," said local resident Sarah Mitchell. "At first, it was funny, but then the talk turned to aliens and what it all means."


The bizarre light has prompted speculation about an extraterrestrial connection, especially given the recent global phenomena involving similar phallic shapes. Some enthusiasts suggested that this could be part of an ongoing alien strategy of "comedic dismissal," using absurd imagery to themselves and their intentions. Could these projections serve as a cover for an impending infiltration?


stunned onlookers watching a phallic or penis shaped light cast onto a downtown office tower. Under investigation and covered in the Phallic Files

As questions linger about the origin of the phallic light, downtown London finds itself caught up in a frightening chaos—the joy of Christmas marred with intrigue about what ifs alien messages are hiding in plain sight.

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